Leprechaun Poop

One year my Irish principal passed out a little treat bag full of Lucky Charms to the school staff.  The following poem was attached.

Tis a little bit of Ireland
That's been sent upon its way
To wish you luck and happiness
On this fine St. Patrick's Day
It's a wee and tiny present
From that merry little group
Tis the little folk of Ireland
Have left you their
Leprechaun POOP

 This is a inexpensive, silly treat to pass out on St Patrick's Day to your kids, coworkers, friends or neighbors.